I don’t know – maybe the world has two different kind of people, and for one kind the world is this logical, rice pudding place, and for the other it’s all hit-or-miss macaroni cheese. I bet if these tree frog parents of mine put rice pudding mix in the microwave and got macaroni cheese when the bell rang, they’d just tell themselves, “Oh, we must have put in macaroni cheese by mistake,” or they’d convince themselves, “this looks like macaroni cheese, but actually it’s rice pudding.” And if i tried to be nice and explain to them that sometimes, when you put in rice pudding mix, you get macaroni cheese, they would never believe me. They probably just get mad. Do you understand what i’m trying to tell you, Mr Wind-Up-Bird?

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